![]() Why is “W” pronounced double “u” when it should be double “v.” We passed the anniversary of our death every year without knowing it. Why is something delivered by car called a shipment, but something delivered by ship is called cargo? “Don’t you dare!” sounds normal but “Do not you dare!” sounds weird to say.įinally is pronounced “final-e” and finale is pronounced “fi-nally.” You can eat half a pancake but you can’t cook half a pancakeīecause of the word, “indescribable” everything can be described. Now they put everything online and get mad if people don’t read it. People used to have diaries and would get mad if somebody read it. Normally you empty your drink from the top but when you use a straw you empty it from the bottom. “What” is a four-letter word with a laugh in the middle. There’s no way to prove that we all see the same colors. The loudest way to open a bag of chips is slowly and quietly. You spend your life just gathering people for your funeral. There are two e’s in bee but they’re basically silent. Monopoly would be more realistic if the person with the most money got to change the rules of the game.īabysitters are teenagers who act like grown-ups so grown-ups can go out and act like teenagers.Įach time you see a broken clock it tells you the time it died. You will never stand backwards on a staircase.īiting your tongue while eating is an example of how you can still screw something up with decades of experience. You’ve never seen an actual whole movie because you are always blinking. Knowing you have the next day off is more relieving than the actual day off.Įvery child deserves parents but not all parents deserve children. When you wait for a waiter you become a waiter. Why doesn’t glue stick to the side of the bottle or tube? The word “swims” upside down is also “swims.” ![]() You don’t know you’re asleep until you wake up.Ī middle finger is halfway to a peace sign. God loves you and your marriage and He will help you each new day.Future generations will not know why the telephone symbol is the way it is. Lie in bed and tell each other pumpkin jokes. What was one of the hardest seasons of our lives was made a little softer because of the medicine of lightheartedness.ĭraw portraits of each other after the kids are in bed. I remember Ryan making me laugh so hard I almost peed my pants when we were in the NICU with Jethro. Make the choice to love without condition because that’s how Jesus did it.īest marriage advice I ever got was to trust the Lord and have a sense of humor. Your greatest gift to your spouse is to stay attached to the Vine so that you will bear fruit.Ĭhoose to be a peacemaker and to practice self control. Some days love comes easily and some days love is a choice - be faithful no matter what you are feeling. Then click the images below for your printables!Īfter 20 years of marriage… 3 words come to mind…īe faithful to speak kindly about them to others.īe faithful to give the benefit of the doubt. If you are interested in printing your FREE printable poem, please hop on over to Facebook and LIKE the Happy Home Fairy. ![]() Well, instead of having to design your own, I made some FREE printable poems for you!!Īll you have to do is print, cut out, and then sign the baby’s name at the bottom. At the top was an ultrasound picture of the baby-to-be. It was just typed on a piece of paper and then cut out with scalloped scissors in the shape of a bookmark. The hostess at a baby shower I attended once gave out these little poems as a party favor.
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